Now YOU TOO can have sex with Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham

Sort of. Erotic novelist, singer, oh, and Christian-based parenting advisor Farrah Abraham has just introduced her latest venture: new pleasure products molded from her very own vajayjay!

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With three new products called Cyberskin Celeb Series Farrah’s Grip-on Stroker, Cyberskin Full-on Farrah Vibrating Pu$$y and A$$, and Farrah’s Vibrating Backdoor Entry, Farrah is not only excited about these new toys she’ll even be out promoting them at the upcoming Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo in Burbank, California next week! Line forms behind me, fellas!

“About a year ago, I really became interested in pleasure products just because people have started to look at me more as a sex symbol in the past few years,” explains Abraham. “I started thinking, ‘What fun things in my lifestyle could I branch out into that I could also use personally, and what manufacturers could I reach out to?’ After a lot of research, I realized that Topco truly had the same values in mind, and through Topco I have really become educated when it comes to what people really like in a pleasure product.”

The girl really is a true renaissance woman. Just when we think we have her pegged as an adult film star, she becomes an author, then a singer, and now she’s a full-on entrepreneur of adult novelty products. And here we thought she’d just stop at having her own Fleshlight. How silly we all look now for underestimating this woman.

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