Actor Tom Sizemore, a man with impeccable credentials, recently told a story about how he helped Bill Clinton hook up with Elizabeth Hurley to have sex in the White House. Is it true? Maybe, maybe not, but considering that Liz was about the hottest woman in the world at the time, we’d really like to believe it is.
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In an audio recording from January of this year, Sizemore goes into great detail as to how it all went down. Radar has the full report, but here are some of the highlights from Sizemore’s meeting with Clinton at a screening of Saving Private Ryan.
“We walk in,” Sizemore says on the tape, when suddenly Clinton, then in his second-term of office, asked point-blank, “Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?”
When Sizemore confirmed they had dated but were no longer together, he says the President asked for her number.
Stunned at the suggestion, Sizemore admitted to being somewhat hesitant to dole out the digits, but claims Clinton insisted: “Give it to me. You dumb mother*****r, I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”
Solid approach. So Willy snagged the number and rang her up.
Clinton said, “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President!” Sizemore recalls. “‘I don’t have any time for this ****. I‘m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up.”
Hours later, he claims, Hurley was at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Damn right. He’s Bill fucking Clinton.
As she disappeared into a room with the President, Sizemore charges, “Bill turns to me and he goes, ‘I owe you one.’”
As to what happened after that, Sizemore declares on the tape: “What do you think? She was there for four days. He f***ed her that night.”
This supposedly went on for a year.
Of course, Hurley denies the entire thing…
Ludicrously silly stories about me & Bill Clinton. Totally untrue. In the hands of my lawyers. Yawn.
— Elizabeth Hurley
(@ElizabethHurley) February 5, 2014
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Damn.
UPDATE: Of course, now Sizemore says he made the whole thing up. He just doesn’t remember saying it. Like I said, “impeccable credentials.”