Chris Brown on sex with Rihanna: ‘I just lay the pipe. I don’t talk.’

Chris Brown spoke with NYC hip hop station Hot97’s Angie Martinez about a recent squabble with Drake and how it affects his relationship with Rihanna. He then unleashed the quote of a lifetime.

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Martinez asked Brown if his beef with Drake meant that his on-and-off girlfriend-slash-sparring partner Rihanna had problems with the Canadian rapper, too.

“That’s a good question. I don’t really try to talk about him when I’m around her,” Brown said. “I just do my thing. I just lay the pipe. I don’t talk. I don’t pillow talk.”

In this one scenario, it’s safe to assume “lay the pipe” refers to the act of sex, not him actually hitting her with a pipe. In case there’s any confusion.

Is it too early to give out quote of the year honors? Because I’m ready now.

You can see the full Brown interview with Martinez on Complex.