Farrah Abraham wants Jessica Alba or Sandra Bullock to play her in a movie
Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Oh man, is Farrah Abraham really serious about Jessica Alba or Sandra Bullock playing her in a movie? Of course she is. This is the woman who thought Trayvon Martin was a girl she once met.
As you may recall, Farrah Abraham wrote an erotic book called “In the Making (Celebrity Sex Tape)” because girl is nothing if not an entrepreneur and now she claims her fans want her to play the lead part in a movie based on the book. She, however, has other, mind-blowing ideas…
“I’m not going to do a movie with this, so many people are obsessed with that idea, I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy,” she tells Us. “I mean, I guess I could — didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it? Even though, it was such a different story and it was kind of absurd when like the plane goes down in the ocean, and I was like what?”
“I want to have like other awesome actresses and actors,” she continued. “Jessica Alba…Or like, who knows? Sandra Bullock is like really good, too. When you’re an actress you can play any age.”
Umm, no. Notes to Farrah: (1) Sandra Bullock will be 50 years-old this year and you are 23. (2) Sandra has two Academy Award nominations and one win. (3) Jessica Alba? Really?
Further proving that Farrah Abraham has come completely detached from reality, she says that if she ever does another sex tape it’ll probably be after she’s married and will be with her husband. Until then she says she will be acting in two movies, “I’m kind of staying closer to roles that are Christian-based.”
Yes, you read that correctly. Stop shaking your head. Oh, that’s me. Sorry. I’ll stop.
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