And because God sometimes delivers in the most surprising of ways, there is actual video of Gwyneth Paltrow cutting off a school bus while riding a Vespa with her kid, Apple, 9, on the back of it without even giving the bus a second look. Her husband Chris Martin had their other kid, their son Moses, 7, also on the back of HIS Vespa and, of course, he followed Gwyneth right along in front of the bus, because f*ck the dumbass kids who have to ride the bus. Or maybe it was because he was just afraid she was going to ride off with his balls in her purse and he’d never see them again if she actually got out of his line of sight.
So to recap: (1) Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband pick their kids up from school on stupid hipster Vespas and (2) she is willing to put her child’s life at risk in order to save a few precious seconds rather than wait for A GODDAMN BUS to pass. And she wonders why so many people hate her.