Carly Rae Jepsen has a sex tape, or so everyone says. Of course, the "Call Me Maybe" star emphatically denied it but that hasn't stopped folks from speculating and telling the same joke over and over on Twitter. Some form of, "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy" followed by sex tape, blow job, humping, and "call me maybe." It's as if people plugged into a generator.
Here are just a few examples (*warning, strong language).
Damn, they're even doing it in other languages!
Brandon says its ok to masturbate to it you guys.
Wonder how much she charges for happy endings?
Eh, not exactly a strong effort there.
Please tell me there are GIFs of it on your Tumblr. I NEED GIFs!
Look at you with your creativity.
Dammit Luis, you're probably tone deaf.