Bask in the glory of Hugh Jackman’s facial art for it is glorious

Behold, Hugh Jackman. A man among men and owner of the most fantastic facial hair creation under heaven.

A fortnight ago, Jackman took to Instagram to explain his latest beard art — the Blackbeard. The beard is for business and not pleasure — Jackman is playing Captain Hook in the upcoming film Pan.

Jackman made a public appearance with the Van Dyke at Wimbledon and it. is. breathtaking. Only Hugh Jackman, the singing X-man, can pull of such scruff.

 Fuck yeah, I’m Jackman. Who’s asking?

 Well played. But not as well played as this mug.

 Well, time to shit out “awesome” again. And DOWN!

 Mmmm. Delicious. What was her name again?

 You’re putting in work to land straight into my bed now aren’t you sister.

 

Stacy. No. STEPHANIE!

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.