Ranking the hot hookups of Justin Long

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Ever since we were stunned last fall to learn that the guy best known for those Apple commercials, Justin Long, was dating Amanda Seyfried we’ve been curious about two things: How did he pull that off? And has he done this before? Today we answer question number two. Surely this dude’s alleged dating history can’t be that impressive, can it? Then again, he’s nailing Amanda Seyfried, so the answer may surprise you.

Kaitlin Doubleday (2005-2007)

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Kaitlin Doubleday is an actress, in case you were wondering, like me. She’s been in one movie and on one TV show since 2011. They dated.

Hookup score: 8.5
Decent start.

Maggie Q (2007)

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Long and Q were both in the film Live Free or Die Hard and were spotted making out at a party at the Playboy mansion. Nice.

Hookup score: 9.0
He’s already overachieving.

Drew Barrymore (2007-2008, 2009-2010)

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Long and Barrymore worked together on the movie He’s Just Not That Into You and started dating. Then they broke up. Then they reportedly got back together and appeared in the film Going the Distance. Then they broke up.

Hookup score: 9.0
Picture caption: “I can’t believe I keep scoring women like this!”

Kirsten Dunst (2008)

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After Long and Barrymore broke up, the first time, he was seen kissing Dunst on more than one occasion, yet they claimed to be just friends.

Hookup score: 8.5
Friends with benefits, maybe?

Tila Tequila (2008)

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Uh oh. Long was reported to have hooked up with Tila on Halloween and Tila did nothing to quell any speculation.

Hookup score: 8.5
He did what he should have done. Kept his mouth shut.

Ginnifer Goodwin (2009)

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These two also met on the set of He’s Just Not That Into You. They attended a Vanity Fair Oscar party together so their relationship seemed to be confirmed.

Hookup score: 8.5
Sounds like that movie had a fun set.

Leighton Meester (2011)

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Many Web sites said these two were dating having reportedly been spotted on several dates at the time. Who are we to argue with the Internet?

Hookup score: 9.0
What is this man’s secret?

Amanda Seyfried (2013-2014)

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Reportedly spent all night together at Seyfried’s Lovelace premiere and were just “seeing where it goes.” That’s code, right?

Hookup score: 9.0
Has he finally maxed out or can he fly even higher?

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Olga Kurylenko

Final Tally

Justin Long’s Hookup Score: 70 points

Pretty amazing consindering, you know, he’s Justin Long. He must be really, really funny and charming.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Lenny Kravitz – 129.5
5. Bruce Willis – 120
6. Chace Crawford – 119.5
7. John Stamos – 115
8. Nicolas Cage – 114
9. 50 Cent – 113
10. Tommy Lee – 111
11. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
12. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
13. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
14. Jared Leto – 108
15. Keanu Reeves – 103.5
16. Vin Diesel – 100.5
17. Cristiano Ronaldo – 99.5
18. Russell Brand – 99
19. Seth MacFarlane – 98
20. Tiger Woods – 93.5
21. George Clooney – 93
22. Tom Cruise – 92.5
23t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
23t. Josh Hartnett – 91
25. Ryan Seacrest – 88.5
26. Drake – 88
27. Jonathan Rhys Meyers – 84.5
28. Chris Evans – 83.5
29t. Justin Timberlake – 82
29t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
29t. Tyson Beckford – 82
32t. Ben Affleck – 81
32t. Orlando Bloom – 81
34t. Eminem – 80
34t. Josh Hutcherson – 80
34t. Tyrese Gibson – 80
34t. Derek Jeter – 80
38t. Alec Baldwin – 78.5
38t. David Duchovny – 78.5
38t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5
41t. Jim Carrey – 77.5
41t. Owen Wilson – 77.5
43. Joe Jonas – 77
44. Ryan Reynolds – 75
45. Ashton Kutcher – 73
46t. Harry Styles – 72.5
46t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
48. Ryan Gosling – 72
49t. Kanye West – 71
49t. Brad Pitt – 71
49t. Jude Law – 71
52t. Justin Long – 70
52t. Colin Farrell – 70
52t. Adam Levine – 70
55t. Usher – 69
55t. Sean Penn – 69
57t. Taylor Lautner – 67
57t. Johnny Depp – 67
59t. Ian Somerhalder – 66
59t. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
61t. Max George – 64.5
61t. Andy Roddick – 64.5
63t. Tom Brady – 64
63t. Mark Sanchez – 64
63t. Joseph Gordon-Levitt – 63
66t. Zac Efron – 63
66t. Adrien Brody – 63
66t. Adam Brody – 63
66t. Kevin Connolly – 63
70. Chris Pine – 62.5
71t. Michael Phelps – 62
71t. Adam Duritz – 62
71t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
71t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
71t. Gerard Butler – 62
76. Liam Neeson – 61.5
77. Criss Angel – 61
78. John Mayer – 60
79. Bradley Cooper – 57
80. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
81t. James Franco – 53
81t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
83t. Will Smith – 52
83t. Kellan Lutz – 52
85. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
86. Edward Norton – 51
87. Paul Walker – 48.5
88. Matthew Morrison – 47