Ranking the hot hookups of Marilyn Manson

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So we can all agree that Marilyn Manson is a little bit creepy looking, right? Therefore he surely hasn’t nailed many famous hot chicks, right? Wrong. He’s allegedly dated quite a few of them. How many, you ask? Read on to find out.

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Jenna Jameson (1997)

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Jameson and Manson definitely hooked up because she wrote about it her book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale. He also bragged about it in public.

Hookup score: 9.5
As he should have. This was Jenna in the prime of her career.

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Rose McGowan (1997-2001)

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McGowan and Manson dated for almost four years and were engaged at the end, but never got married.

Hookup score: 9.0
Too bad, I’d have loved to see them raise kids together.

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Dita Von Teese (2001-2007)

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Another long-term relationship for Marilyn as he and Von Teese eventually got married in 2005. In 2007 they were divorced because as she put it, she “wasn’t supportive of his partying or his relationship with another girl.”

Hookup score: 9.0
Go figure.

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Evan Rachel Wood (2007-2010)

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It was widely reported that this previously mentioned “other girl” was Evan Rachel Wood, who Manson dated off and on for around three years, becoming engaged at one point before breaking up for good.

Hookup score: 9.0
Who knew Marilyn Manson was such a one-woman guy? Sort of.

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Stoya (2009)

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Stoya, for those unfamiliar, is a pornographic actress. She and Marilyn dated for awhile but broke up because of his touring schedule.

Hookup score: 8.5
And they seemed like the perfect couple.

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CariDee English (2010)

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Manson and English met when helped helped her record several songs for her album and reportedly dated and/or didn’t date depending on which gossip site you subscribe to.

Hookup score: 8.5
She said she loved “how different he is.”

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Esme Bianco (2010-2011)

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Esme Bianco is an English burlesque/cabaret performer, so she fits his profile, but there is almost nothing detail-wise to report here.

Hookup score: 9.0
She’s smoking hot and has been topless on film!

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Peaches Geldof (2011)

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I don’t know about this one. They’re definitely friends as she has tweeted pics of them together, but reports say they dated.

Hookup score: 8.0
Half point deduction because I am leaning towards them having never dated.

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Lana Del Rey (2012)

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It was reported that Manson and Del Ray were dating when they were spotted together at an awards show and then again later sneaking into an elevator at a hotel. Again, this one is quite dubious.

Hookup score: 8.5
Hey, stranger things have happened, right?

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Final Tally

Marilyn Manson’s Hookup Score: 78.5 points

Out of the 60 ladies men we have chronicled thus far Marilyn Manson comes in tied for 20th. Bet you didn’t see that coming.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Tommy Lee – 111
5. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
6. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
7. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
8. Jared Leto – 108
9. Vin Diesel – 100.5
10. Seth MacFarlane – 98
11. Tiger Woods – 93.5
12. George Clooney – 93
13t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
14t. Josh Hartnett – 91
15. Chris Evans – 83.5
16t. Justin Timberlake – 82
16t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
18. Orlando Bloom – 81
19. Derek Jeter – 80
20t. David Duchovny – 78.5
20t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5
22. Owen Wilson – 77.5
23. Joe Jonas – 77
24. Ryan Reynolds – 75
25. Ashton Kutcher – 73
26. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
27. Ryan Gosling – 72
28t. Kanye West – 71
28t. Brad Pitt – 71
28t. Jude Law – 71
31t. Colin Farrell – 70
31t. Adam Levine – 70
33. Sean Penn – 69
34t. Taylor Lautner – 67
34t. Johnny Depp – 67
36. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
37. Andy Roddick – 64.5
38t. Tom Brady – 64
38t. Mark Sanchez – 64
40t. Zac Efron – 63
40t. Adrien Brody – 63
40t. Adam Brody – 63
40t. Kevin Connolly – 63
44. Chris Pine – 62.5
45t. Michael Phelps – 62
45t. Adam Duritz – 62
47t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
47t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
47t. Gerard Butler – 62
50. Criss Angel – 61
51. John Mayer – 60
52. Bradley Cooper – 57
53. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
54t. James Franco – 53
54t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
56. Will Smith – 52
57. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
58. Edward Norton – 51
59. Paul Walker – 48.5
60. Matthew Morrison – 47