Are you ready for the Rob Ford porn video?

By 11.26.13
Rob Ford: The Porn Parody

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It doesn’t matter if you’re ready or not. It’s happening, baby. Rob Ford is just the gift that keeps on giving. First the embattled mayor of Toronto admits to smoking crack in “one of his drunken stupors,” and then magically doesn’t leave office to preserve his last bits of dignity. Instead, he goes on to dig the hole even deeper, talking about eating pussy to news cameras, bum-rushing elderly City Councilwomen and losing his TV show the same day it premiered.

So, of course, the next logical step is hardcore pornography. No, Rob Ford isn’t stripping down to do the dirty on video (or, at least not yet) – director Lee Roy Myers (who has previously done porn parodies of Game Of Thrones and Seinfeld) just dropped his trailer for The Rob Ford Sex Tape: A Parody. And, well… wow.

Rumors of a real Ford sex tape have been circulating for a few weeks, ever since the police recovered the crack video and commented to the press that they had found other videos with the mayor on them but declined to describe them. Myers’s film (you can watch the trailer here, but it’s about as NSFW as you can get unless you work in a porn factory) takes that speculation and turns it into a dramatic re-enactment where a hired dick (doing a fairly decent Ford impression) gets it on with an Asian hooker.

Meanwhile, Vivid Video is apparently going for the real thing. TMZ is reporting that the company is getting ready to make a cash offer to Ford to star in an adult flick across from contract star Brandy Aniston (which I’m sure is her real name). Details on exactly how much money they think is appropriate to offer an elected official to get his wick dipped on camera have not been released.

And, really, who wants to watch a fat Canadian have sex? They do it with the lights off up there anyway.


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