Tori Spelling and her husband reportedly take ‘explicit naked pictures’ of each other

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Take a good look at that photo, boys. Now imagine photos of Tori Spelling in explicit naked and sexual poses. On second thought, you probably shouldn’t do that. Even more importantly, why do we know that Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott have such things in their possession? Because the world is inches away from becoming a fiery ball of despair and death. At least that’s my theory.

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Reports the New York Daily News

…Spelling recently had an embarrassing moment while moving boxes around her home. “Her assistant found naked photographs of Tori and Dean in one of the boxes. The photos showed them involved in very explicit sexual situations,” our source tells us. However, we’re told the “Beverly Hills, 90210” actress laughed it off, admitting she’s a major hoarder and has trouble throwing anything out, even if it’s junk.

Seriously? Of all the women to have appeared on Beverly Hills, 90210 back in the day and it’s Tori Spelling with things like sex tapes and naked pics floating around out there somewhere? Not Jennie Garth or Tiffani Thiessen or Kathleen Robertson? The world really is inches away from becoming a fiery ball of despair and death, I’m telling you. Only Satan himself could be behind this.

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