Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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I want to paint a duet with George Bush can't find him
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 25, 2013
hey @georgebush is that you
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 25, 2013
Yeah, that’s him Jose.
It's hard being a person.
— Jeff Ross (@realjeffreyross) March 25, 2013
That it is, Jeff.
https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/316543898996584448
See if you notice her nails.
Is it OK that I don't care about Buzz Bissinger?
— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) March 26, 2013
Yes.
I'm writing my blog now! Sorry I know have 2 kids home throwing up! Than God for zofran and tylenol!
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) March 26, 2013
For you or the kids?
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/316594969777414145
He’s just being an asshole.
An I AM LEGEND-style movie about the one man left on Earth without a podcast. You're welcome, Hollywood.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 26, 2013
Hmmm. I should start a podcast.
https://twitter.com/JenKirkman/status/316924512304254976
Let’s call it a tie.
Seriously, who are these people that Justin Bieber can beat up?
And why would they ever admit to such a thing?— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 27, 2013
That’s a very valid question.
https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/316941689396817920
Flight attendants can be so rude.
The New York Jets are laughing at the dysfunction of NBC's Today show.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) March 27, 2013
Nice double burn.
Well, it happened. My boyfriend walked in while I was looking through my legs at my vagina in the mirror.
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 27, 2013
Can’t. Get. Image. Out. Of. My. Head.
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/316958029515993088
Is that an Easter question?
https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/316958049812238337
Seems a little bit rash.
If gay marriage had been legal in 2005, I wouldn’t have had to marry a woman 🙁
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 27, 2013
Sadly, the world was a different place back then.
Wait. Ashley Judd isn't gonna run for senator??? Please tell me this isn't true. WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?! FUCK EVERYTHING!!!
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 27, 2013
I know, right?
Sean Penn's son proves that the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
— (((Jew))) (@JoshMalina) March 28, 2013
Those asshole trees make good firewood though.
https://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/317283074696171520
The California legal system, people!!
https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/317294850468884480
5 minutes later…
https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/317296213605109760
Nice segue.
https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/317305531670876160
Well, uh, okay then.
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/317309952479854594
It is a fascinating hobby.
Some high school chick invited Tim Tebow to her senior prom which is so stupid, everyone knows he won't put out.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 28, 2013
Yeah, what an idiot.
https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/317348704048799744
Pants are always optional.
All yoga teachers are sex offenders.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 29, 2013
And there you go.