The 35 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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Said thousands…

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As did thousands…

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Pretty safe bet.

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But an airy one!

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I love the kid’s style.

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I guess we could just transport the luggage separately?

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Much better question. Way more logical.

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The more you know…

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She’s talking about this, if you missed it.

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First Greg and now Alice. So sad.

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“Sometimes” is the operative word there.

Fuck yeah!

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This is true.

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I don’t even know what that means.

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Smart backtracking.

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Something’s not right there.

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HYPERBOLE in the 21st century!

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That’s why I am keeping a sharp eye on David Blaine.

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Pretty sure Sheik thinks he’s guilty.

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I suppose you don’t.

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Twitter….

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Context here is irrelevant.

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That does suck.

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Nope, not just you, JT.

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Re: This.

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Seriously, how long do we have to wait?

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Keep reading…

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One more…

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And there you have it. Celebrity Twitter, folks.

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Welcome to Twitter.

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Again, Twitter…

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Still Twitter…

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Maybe we should just stop there. Nah, one more…

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Have a great weekend, everybody!