In my years of bachelordom, I’ve lived with dudes, all of the same age. I’ve also lived (platonically) with chicks, all of the same age. It is an absolute myth — if not straight b.s. — that guys are messier than girls. Guys might leave the seat down to take the occasional 2AM drunken piss, but girls will leave stuff thrown all over said house/apartment and not clean it up for weeks.
A great item was sent to the BroBible Instagram this week. Here’s the note accompanying it:
Once upon a time in a trap house near [college redacted], 5 animalistic excuses for young women successfully managed to take a metaphorical shit on the property they leased. Over two years worth of damage and one instance of the state versus our cat resulted in this letter. Needless to say we did not get our deposit back.
Attached was a letter from said landlord, who definitely isn’t happy about how his property was maintained by his tenants over their final two years in college. Here’s how the landlord opened up, mentioning whatever incident that went down with their cat:
Here’s the landlord’s assessment. It sounds like they went full Animal House on this property:
I almost wish they had pictures of “the dirtiest toilet and shower that I’ve seen in the past 6 years” just so I can throw up my lunch. And, finally, an itemized breakdown:
Here’s the letter in whole. It has a very “sorry for partying” feel.
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This is what I imagine this “animalistic excuses for young women” looking like every single weekend. Not going to lie, as a certified hot mess myself, all I feel right now love and hear wedding bells.