Drexel Professor Accidentally Emails Anal Bead Porn Video To ENTIRE Class

by 3 years ago

The Internet is a wondrous contraption. In half of a second, you can be streaming porn. The Internet is a frightening contraption. In half of a second, you can end your career. For Lisa McElroy, she experienced the roller coaster of highs and lows of the Internet in less than a second.

Lisa is a Harvard Law graduate,  who is currently a professor (for now) at Thomas R. Kline School of Law at Drexel University. She sent this link (Possibly right after she got done playing her clitar) to her entire class to help them in their studies.


No, Pornhub is not branching out into providing their viewership with articles pertaining to “brief writing.” It was a link to a Pornhub video titled “She Loves her Anal Beads.” And yes because I am a diligent journalist, I did verify that the link did indeed go to an explicit video of a very sexy woman who has one breast larger than the other and a belly button ring that is using a vibrator, her fingers and anal beads to pleasure herself to a screaming orgasm.

After further painstaking research by myself, I discovered that the 13 minute and 21 second solo masturbation clip was uploaded to Pornhub two years ago. The tantalizing video has 126,240 views and 75% of viewers recommend it.

Some of the Pornhub users fancied the video so much that they left these delightful verbal bouquets in the comment section:

  • Your use of anal beads is so arousing, not extreme, but extremely please (some of the best amateur porn I’ve seen) 🙂 1
  • damn she looks like fun.
  • Holy fuck this was hot
  • great finish

However Lisa did not lie, this link was interesting.

However not everyone appreciates anal bead porn. The Senior Associate Dean of Students issued this response to the email.


Drexel allegedly also said the following:

Professor McElroy was placed on leave pending an investigation, required by Section 9 of Drexel’s Sexual Harassment and Misconduct Policy. One of the deans has taken over her teaching duties.

There’s no beating around the bush here, Lisa royally fucked herself.  McElroy’s only hope is if she goes with the “I got hacked” excuse.

Let this be a lesson to you all, don’t mix business with two-finger taco tango pleasure.

Fun Fact: McElroy was on Who Wants to be a Millionaire in 2010. She was doing pretty well on the quiz show and managed to even not call a sex hotline when she dialed her lifeline to help with a question. However she lost on a tough question that I too would have never answered “Canada.” Too bad, looks like she’s going to need that money pretty soon.

[AboveTheLaw via TFM]


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