Here are the Hottest Ivy League Schools
Columbia comes in last. This is probably fair. Its students are kept in a weird, unknown area of Upper Manhattan for a reason. (Less fair: Using a photo of a track team post-race to make the point.) Harvard—despite boasting the perfect bone structure of alumni like the Winklevii and Natalie Portman—is second to last, with the girls getting the list's worst marks, a C+. Hey, cheer up, guys! You have a funny improv team! That's what matters. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
Here's the top three:
#3 Dartmouth College — Hanover, New Hampshire
#2 University of Pennsylvania — Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
#1 Brown University — Providence, Rhode Island
Head to BI for the full list.