I’ve come to the conclusion that there is absolutely nothing Jim Harbaugh wouldn’t do to make Michigan the best football team in the country. I’m pretty sure the dude would fuck a goat and put it on PornHub if it meant that one more five-star recruit would sign he dotted line. He is college football’s Kim Kardashian, the only difference being I completely respect the guy. He’s revolutionized the college football recruiting game. Flipped the script. I’m just waiting for Jimmy to appear on an episode of Man vs. Wild where if he drinks his own piss and eats cougar shit to survive, he gets the number one QB recruit in the nation. Come on Jim, don’t be a pussy.
P.S. Name one player Jim. You can’t. You’d tattoo a goddamn swastika on your forehead if it helped your cause. It’s so blatant, I respect it.