It’s been a long time since I’ve posted about something from a NESCAC or Patriot League school here on BroBible. That was our core readership back in the day. Plus Middlebury’s lacrosse team has some of the crunchiest heads of lettuce in all of D-III lax, so we have to support when we can.
Only about 2,500 people attend Middlebury College in Vermont. That said, it’s a pretty elite group. And a
group of ladies there did a spot-on remake of Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” music video.
It answers so many questions I’ve always wanted answers to about Middlebury College and NESCAC schools in general. Like… Is that the college from The Rules of Attraction (…It’s not — Bret Easton Ellis went to Bennington)? Is Steven Hauschka REALLY the only professional athlete to graduate from there? Is there anything to do at Middlebury besides smoke copious amounts of marijuana while talking about the Edgartown bars you hit up over the summer with the spawn of fellow elites from the NYC/DC/Boston ‘burbs?
Apparently Middlebury knows how to shake it. Never knew they had it in them.
[H/T: COED]