University of San Diego Bro Takes One for the Team and Throws Eggs At Campus Parking Police,
Is there anything more miserable in the world than the campus parking police? Parking violations are such a fat revenue source for so many colleges that these trolls are always eyeing reasons to write tickets for the silliest of reasons, like parking three inches away from the curb or being two minutes late to an expired meter. 20-year-old San Diego University student Lorin Moll (…sick beard, Bro) apparently has reached a tipping point. Moll was arrested for throwing eggs at the campus parking police while they were writing a ticket for a truck.
San Diego police tell 10News that a parking enforcement officer was writing a ticket for a truck that was illegally parked on Mildred Street when 20-year-old Lorin Moll began throwing eggs at the officer. The truck did not belong to him.
One of the eggs hit the female officer, so she called for backup. When a police lieutenant responded, 10News was told he began to throw eggs at her too. Additional backup was then called in.
His response when getting arrested is great.
Officers went inside and arrested Moll. Outside and barefoot on the sidewalk, he was overheard telling officers that he had to go to class.
“I don’t have time for this. I have school to do today,” he said to the arresting officer. “I have school. That’s more important.”
“DERKA DERRRRRR…. I HAVE CLASS!” He is being held on $5,000 bail and is scheduled to face a judge today. SDU students, hope you start a legal defense fund for this disgruntled. man. He’s taking one for the team here, you know.
That said, you can’t do these things to people in uniform. ESPECIALLY police officers.