Two USC Bros Crash A Tailgate And Pretend They’re On A Jurassic Park Safari Where The Fratstars Are Dinosaurs

Despite the fact this video looks like it was filmed with a yam, it’s pretty funny. Two USC Bros crashed the school’s first game day tailgate of the season in safari outfits like they’re in Jurassic Park. Except the Natty-pounding fratstars were various species of dinosaurs, including one Bro with a wizard staff of Coors Light cans and a flock of “sororidactyls” with a “drunkasuarous.”

The sadly, lonely, sex-less “post gradasaurs” also show up before everyone escapes the park.

Bros really are their own species of dinosaur. Rrrrrarrrr!

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com