Fallon
On The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon they asked for people to use the Twitter hashtag #MyWeirdRoommate to describe in 160-characters the weirdest roommate they’ve ever had, and Jimmy got some real doozies in response. They shared the best of the best in a segment last night and it got me wondering who the weirdest roommate I ever had was, and the more I thought about it I realized I was probably the weird roommate:
Here are some others that didn’t make the video:
#MyWeirdRoommate left behind 8 bottles of mustard of different varieties when he moved out. Never once saw him eat mustard. @FallonTonight
— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) September 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/kayladee27/status/905495315108814848
https://twitter.com/thezonia/status/905493985296228352
Had a roommate that would mash all the food on his plate together and would use a kit-kat instead of a fork to eat it #MyWeirdRoommate
— Shayne O Sullivan (@UN_Squaredude) September 6, 2017
Upon meeting 1st day of college, she told my folks "I don't do drugs, but I plan on trying as many as I can while here". #MyWeirdRoommate
— Justice WILL Be Served (@firedup79) September 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/carollhailey/status/905493568374104065
#MyWeirdRoommate once ate a 20 McNuggets in the restroom. I found the trash hidden & when I conronted him, his response was, "I was hungry"
— travis bryant (he/him) (@Travis_Bryant) September 6, 2017
My roommate set Mexican music as his alarm at 7AM but wouldn't wake until 9 turning our dorm into Juarez for a few hours #MyWeirdRoommate
— allan (@allanjavigarcia) September 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/willmccollister/status/905493629174763520
I had a roommate who would bring his own toilet paper whenever he’d go to the bathroom. He thought his was less "germy." #MyWeirdRoommate
— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) September 6, 2017
No matter how hard I try to block it from my memory, I can’t forget about the time my roommate freshmen year of college woke up to me trying to throw up out our window, through the screen, on the 2nd floor of the dorms. That was probably the least chill thing I’ve ever done to a roommate, and given that my roommate was pretty much a ‘straight edge’ who had never drank or smoked anything in his life because he was on the Cross Country team I’m guessing that was quite the traumatic experience for him.
You can check out more of the #MyWeirdRoommate trending tweets by following that link. And if you’ve got a great story of your weirdest roommate ever you can tweet it at me to @casspa and if it’s good enough I’ll consider adding it here.