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When decorating a home there are certain decisions to be made that you must consider very carefully. One of those decisions is what type of shower curtain do you want in your bathroom? After all, every time someone uses the bathroom there will be this very large tapestry that dominates the room.
So when a woman, let’s call her BoaGirl, because that’s the name she uses on Reddit, decided that she would leave it up to her boyfriend to decide what kind of shower curtain they would have, she probably figured this was a simple task that even a monkey could do.
Turns out, there definitely was a monkey involved. And Jeff Goldblum.
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THAT…IS…AWESOME.
And yes, that really is something that you can buy (as we told you back in 2016). Hell, I already bought three and I only have two bathrooms. (Keeping one for a spare, or to just maybe wrap myself with while sitting on the couch watching TV…one of those things.)
Naturally, folks on Reddit had a lot to say about her boyfriend’s choice of bathroom decor…
i dont know why i thought of this, but if im going to get murdered in the shower, i feel like this would deter someone from the sheer hilarity alone. ~ babylina
Your boyfriend was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should. ~ Eddyfutter
Your boyfriend is a man of outstanding taste in homewares. ~ lucasadtr
It’s facing the wrong way, I would want his gaze upon me as I showered. Jeff Goldblum can watch too. ~ dsquard
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10 out of 10 possible Goldblums. ~ Arr0wmanc3r
I have this exact same shower curtain. It still scares me sometimes when I walk into my bathroom. ~ darthweiner
Was on the fence on that curtain. Thanks for the final push. ~ TheMetaLink
I never thought that in my life I would see a Jeff Goldblum themed shower curtain, but I guess life finds a way. ~ anshuman_kmr
Product details in reviews says… Color: Jeff. ~ R2Didgeridoo
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How does it feel to have Jeff Goldblum look at you while you poop? ~ redundant6939
I imagine it feels incredible.
Let this be a lesson to all the ladies out there. If you let your man pick out things like new shower curtains, you will more than likely have made a terrible mistake (or a very wise move, depending on your sense of humor).
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