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As we all very well know by now, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is the undisputed king of the humblebrag. The stories he tells, especially on social media, are at times almost mythological. I’m sure it’s a combination of ego and his background in professional wrestling, but regardless of why, the man certainly knows how to spin a tale.
Whether it’s showing off what a great guy he is to his devoted fans or sharing his incredible workout exploits or just bragging about how far he can hit a golf ball dude is truly one of a kind.
Which is why we love him, of course, and want him to run for President.
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I mean, who wouldn’t want the man in charge of the country to be so freaking tough that when he accidentally shreds the crap out of his leg he just laughs it off and calls it “fun pain.”
“Ain’t got time to bleed. Fun pain walkin’ full speed into a sharp corner cuttin’ you so good it gets split & peeled back to the tasty white meat,” The Rock captioned the video below.
He’s not kidding either so [WARNING] if you have a weak stomach, well…
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Of course, The Rock being The Rock, he had to take it one step further to show what a badass he is…
“Shut production down for a few minutes so my good buddy, Dr. Lim could administer a tetanus shot and inspect my gash aka DJ boo boo,” he captioned the photo below. “Not sure if he was more weirded out when I said, I actually love making things bleed or when I asked for a tequila flavored lollipop for my pain. #SkyscraperMovie #LetTheBloodFlow 🍭🥃.”
Rock for President 2020…