Most of you lead pretty normal lives which means you can’t spend all day on Twitter keeping up with memes. My job’s a little different. Part of my role around here at BroBible is to keep you readers abreast of the latest jokes on the Internet so that you’re never out of the loop.
Twitter moves fast. The real-time exchange of breaking news and shitposting can be impossible to keep up with. I’d been noticing these ‘first of all’ tweets for the past 24 hours or so but it wasn’t until I checked Twitter Moments that I came across a ‘Best Of’ gallery proclaiming ‘first of all’ as the best meme of the year.
There’s still plenty of time left in the year for a ‘best of 2017 meme’ to come along, and it’s already been a fantastic year for memes so I’m not sure it’s safe to proclaim this the best of 2017, but I do think this is the best new meme in quite some time. Let’s check out some of the tweets and we can see if you bros agree:
https://twitter.com/L__700/status/919186074471161856
https://twitter.com/saikwonboogie/status/919555744361537536
"my pussy so bomb he put a ring on it"
First of all, I need a green card.— vuhsace (@vuhsace) October 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/casspa/status/919994904750718976
https://twitter.com/__TvyGawd/status/919986482407931906
"I need a woman who can help me grow"
First of all, I'm not Fertilizer.
— Oiza (@Steadi_lady) October 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/yourfavbrownboy/status/919686960272220160
https://twitter.com/ashawarsamee/status/919318237556428801
https://twitter.com/TylerCetina/status/919980871159091200
Her – "my pussy put his ass right to sleep"
First of all, I worked 18 hours overtime this week
— Sxmbv (@Sxmbv_) October 16, 2017
"Are you still available tomorrow?" First of all I was never coming
— Danosi (@Osiordan) October 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/FemaleTexts/status/919966580187873280
https://twitter.com/ira/status/919990074451795968
https://twitter.com/__tyyeee/status/919985373173993473
Me @ Starbucks: can I have a medium coffee
Cashier: you mean grande?
Me: first of all, I’m from the hood
— mr.versace (@JAYVERSACE) October 15, 2017
"Isn't that your 3rd pizza today?"
first of all, I'm on a special kind of diet
— Nate Garner (@natekgarner) October 16, 2017
“ go text your hoes “
first of all … thats why i texted you
— SRT JARED (@eatjaredtweets) October 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/lxwissss/status/919994570984820736
https://twitter.com/yeetztweetz/status/919993611831398400
Even Netflix’s corporate account got in on the joke:
“Are you still watching"
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough
— Netflix (@netflix) October 15, 2017
These ‘first of all’ jokes are pretty much never ending on Twitter. You can keep searching through the best ones HERE if you want to keep going. You can also tweet your jokes at me to @casspa on Twitter and if they don’t suck I’ll retweet them.