If These Videos Of People Failing Hard At Diving Don’t Brighten Your Day, Please See A Doctor

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So here I am putting my Economics degree to good use by wasting away what could be a very productive Tuesday watching girls fail at diving. Dad I can’t give you all that college tuition you wasted on me, but what I can do is send along some dope memes and chicks taking a hefty dose of chlorine to the face. I love you too.

How did I get down this never-ending rabbit hole, you ask? Well this Twitter user posted a video of a girl she volunteers with performing perhaps the worst dive into the water since that dude on the Titanic who drilled the propeller on his way down.

The video has gone massively viral, amassing over 100,000 retweets and 310,000 likes. But, more importantly, it inspired other people to share their diving fail videos. And boy oh boy, there are some dooseys. Here are the most compelling…

https://twitter.com/aubrey_dearden/status/937539623110115328

Before you call me sexist, girls aren’t the only ones who have regressed their entire sex a century. Fellas, lets go!!

https://twitter.com/NLuarde/status/937472210159243264

If you didn’t take immense pleasure in these videos, I suggest consulting a doctor. You may be dead.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.