Marshawn Lynch’s Reaction To Watching Famed Acrobat Red Panda Is Endlessly Watchable

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Marshawn Lynch is the Frank’s Red Hot of sports entertainment. Throw him on or in anything and he instantly makes it supremely better. Just days after going Beast Mode on 17-year-olds at his old high school during his suspension week, Marshawn produced a memorial and endlessly watchable clip with the help of internationally loved acrobat Red Panda.

For those unfamiliar with Red Panda’s greatness, you are in for a treat. She has been dazzling NBA crowds at halftime for decades–pedaling on a 7-foot unicycle with one foot, balancing ceramic bowls with the other, then tossing those bowls onto the top of her head to form a pile. It’s fucking insane.

And when you mix Red Panda with the street charisma of Beast Mode, you get a golden internet gem.

Goddamn national treasure.

 

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