Six seniors were arrested this month for having sex in public. No, not seniors like “college seniors,” we’re talking about senior citizens. The senior citizens reportedly were having sex in a public park. Get a room… preferably one at a nursing home that offers wheelchair-friendly ramps and plenty of activities like art classes and Parcheesi tournaments to keep you aging mind occupied.
Six elderly people; five men over the age of 62-years-old and one 85-year-old woman, were reportedly enjoying a lovemaking session in a conservation area in Fairfield, Connecticut. While your boring grandparents are knitting and sharing fake posts about Facebook making a deadline on making your content public, the cool senior citizens are having orgies.
The Grace Richardson conservation area is known by locals and police as a location where people meet up to have sex, even 85-year-olds. Police set up surveillance in the area to catch people engaging in lewd sexual activity. During their stakeout, they witnessed the six senior citizens having a gangbang. Is there video? You know, for journalistic reasons.
The six senior citizens face sex charges ranging from breach of peace to public indecency. It’s never too late to cross your dreams off your bucket list.
C’mon police, let these people live their life. They’re literally risking their lives to have sex. One risky sexual position and these six people topple like dominos and break their hips, basically a death sentence for anyone over the age of 85.
The elderly gangbangers were released on promises that they would appear in court. They’re not exactly going anywhere, maybe a bus trip to Atlantic City, but that’s it.
After this strange news story, I can no longer tell my grandmother: “You’re late for your train.”
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This is exactly the type of behavior, we should all be so lucky to engage in at 85-years-young.
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Imagine you’re at your sweet grandma’s house. While she’s making you homemade snickerdoodle cookies, the doorbell rings, you answer the door and then…
[Fox5NY]