Amber Rose Says She Wishes She Could Masturbate Every Day, But I Have To Call BS On Her Reason Why

By 10.13.16
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Amber Rose, the woman who claims that she has never used a sex toy, is boring in the bedroom, and openly talks about finger-pegging, says that she wishes she had time to masturbate every day.

My natural response to that statement is, “Who doesn’t?” Pfft

However, it’s not that statement that has spread like wildfire across the internet, it’s the reason why that has all kinds of web sites going nuts…

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That’s right. Amber Rose says that masturbation is the key to her “glowing” skin.

Seriously. Here’s her quote from an interview she just did with Allure

Her glowing-skin secret: Masturbation. I wish I had the time to masturbate every day in reality, but I don’t. I say a lot of those things on [The Amber Rose Show] because I am very sex-positive. I do say those things in a way where I am very serious, but it’s also a joke.

Now I’m no scientist and neither is she, so I have no idea if her theory actually is valid, but if she’s right then, as my good friend Cass so aptly put it, “If that was true every man alive would look like a 22-year-old Italian male with olive skin.”

Eh, maybe it only works with women. If so, knock yourselves out ladies. And if I see you, and your skin is “glowing” then expect me to deliver you a well-deserved high-five.

In the mean time, here are some more words of wisdom from Ms. Rose…

😊💕 #PussyNotWar @thesepinklips

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We can only be so lucky, Amber.

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