Artie Lange’s Match.com Profile Pic Is Absolutely Perfect
Last night, Artie Lang stopped by to talk to Conan about his new gig teaching a spin class and how much different it is picking up women these days. Artie even showed off his impressive Match.com profile photo.
That’s a peanut butter cup and an EpiPen (for diabetics) resting comfortably on Artie’s big, fat, glorious gut. If that doesn’t get him laid, there’s no justice in this world.