Chris Pratt’s Captions For His ‘Vanity Fair’ Photos Are The Funniest Shit You’ll Read All Day

By 01.06.17

This is a picture of me on the cover of@VanityFair that water was cold AF. The magazine is on newsstands now. Is news stands one word? Is it newsstands or news stands? Siri didn't correct me and put a line underneath it so. That settles that. Anyways. You can go get it at the place where they sell magazines. Rite Aid or whatever. There is also an online version floating around somewhere. The article is very nice. Please read it. It talks about my upbringing and my faith. I remember seeing Heath Ledger on the cover of Vanity Fair when I was a kid. I read the article. Then one day I saw him driving through Hollywood. He had an awesome Ford Mustang. I drove a Suzuki Samurai at the time and was dead broke. Quick question… If a train of thought left my phone going 80 miles an hour due east- would it still be douchey to post more pics from my @vanityfair shoot?

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Chris Pratt is one of the few men I actually follow on Instagram. And that’s because (a) he’s a certified bro king and (b) he’s funny as fuck.

So the other day I noticed that he posted a cover of the new Vanity Fair with his face on it so I read the caption. It was, as usual, hilarious.

Here’s what he said about the cover photo above…

This is a picture of me on the cover of@VanityFair that water was cold AF. The magazine is on newsstands now. Is news stands one word? Is it newsstands or news stands? Siri didn’t correct me and put a line underneath it so. That settles that. Anyways. You can go get it at the place where they sell magazines. Rite Aid or whatever. There is also an online version floating around somewhere. The article is very nice. Please read it. It talks about my upbringing and my faith. I remember seeing Heath Ledger on the cover of Vanity Fair when I was a kid. I read the article. Then one day I saw him driving through Hollywood. He had an awesome Ford Mustang. I drove a Suzuki Samurai at the time and was dead broke. Quick question… If a train of thought left my phone going 80 miles an hour due east- would it still be douchey to post more pics from my @vanityfair shoot?

Funny, right?

Then I noticed that Pratt started posting some more photos from the shoot and his commentary on those was equally hilarious. And he kept doing it. And doing it. And today I saw that he did it again. It was at this point that felt I just simply had to share.

Get ready to LOL…

Here's me warming up after having to be in that freakin' cold ass water forever.

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Here’s me warming up after having to be in that freakin’ cold ass water forever.

Here’s me waiting for the photo shoot to start. I was like, “well guys, I’ll just chill over here by my race car and rub my neck real quick. You know what I’m sayin’.”


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