Last week Diplo got all the Taylor Swift fans in an uproar over some tweets in which he basically said that Swift has no butt. Lorde, being a big Swiftie herself, naturally inserted herself into the conversation with a tweet insinuating that Diplo has a “tiny penis.” Real grown-up stuff.
Of course, since Diplo had nothing else going on (he just had his second child with his ex-girlfriend Kathryn Lockhart, uh, while dating Katy Perry), he decided to fire back at Taylorde over the weekend and stir up their fans one more time (always a mistake, but a real easy way to get attention).
Like I said, dumbest celebrity feud of the year. I can’t wait to see what happens next.