The Ladies Of ‘Full House’ Doing The Whip Nae Nae Is Sadly Not The Sexual Experience You Hoped It Might Be

As someone who long ago announced that the “Full House’ reboot should be called ‘A Full House of Hotties,’ because I believe Lori Loughlin, Candace Cameron Bure, Andrea Barber, Jodie Sweetin and the Olsen twins are all now hot, I had high hopes for this video.

“Why it’s the women of ‘Fuller House,’ doing the Whip and the Nae Nae. It’s gonna be hot. I’ve never watched Jodie Sweetin shake her ass in a sexualized way. I am in for a treat.”

But, sadly, it was not.

I don’t know where the magic went. Perhaps it was never there. Perhaps it never will be.

Perhaps it was never a Full House of Hotties. Maybe it’s always just been a Full House. Of People.

I think we all learned something today.

[Via @StaceyRitzen]