George W. Bush Thinks He’s Much Sexier Than Kanye’s Portrayal Of His Naked Body In The Music Video For ‘Famous’

America’s 43rd President is officially the second celebrity to respond to Kanye West’s controversial music video for Famous, which features the naked bodies of a dozen high-profile celebrities strewn across a large bed centered around Kanye and Kim.

It’s unclear at this point whether the figures were made from wax or some futuristic CGI effect, but the bodies and facial structures of the celebrities looks eerily on point to the casual observer aka anyone who hasn’t seen George W. in the buff.

The 69-year-old Bush is the very first person featured from left to right on the bed, and from the looks of that old man gut, has had one too many cold ones post-office.

A rep for Bush passed along a message from the former Leader of the Free World, and his only gripe seems to be with how gushy his body is portrayed.

Via Hollywood Life,

In case there was any doubt … that is not President Bush,” Dubya’s rep told TMZ, relaying a statement from the former prez. “He is in much better shape.”

Kanye and Dubya aren’t on the best of terms. Back in September 2005, Kanye appeared on a star-studded benefit special to raise money in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. During a live broadcast, he went off script and stated “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”

George may be 69 years old, but there’s no doubt in his mind that he’s the sexiest man in that bed.

And George, if it gives you any comfort, you could play a game of tackle football on Trump’s fat back.

[h/t Hollywood Life]

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