These Are 30 The Highest Paid Celebrities In The World For 2016 And I Had To Google Who #3 Was

As they do every year, Forbes has released their annual rankings of the ‘Highest Paid Celebrities in the World’, and this year’s list is topped by none other than Taylor Swift, arguably the most recognizable celebrity in the world. The 2016 Highest Paid Celebrities list is a real who’s who of earning power, spanning across athletes, actors, singers, and TV personalities it combines all famous people into one large group. Which is why I find it strange that I had to Google who the #3 person on the list is.

The #2 highest paid ‘celebrities’ is actually One Direction (kind of a cop out since it’s a group and not a person), but that makes sense, and #4 is Dr. Phil McGraw and I can totally understand that, but I’d never even heard #3’s name until now. Anyways, here are the 30 highest paid celebrities in the world for 2016, in reverse order, via Forbes:

30: Matt Damon — $55 Million — Actor
26: Kevin Durant — $56 Million — NBA Athlete
26: Novak Djokovic — $56 Million — Tennis Athlete
26: Justin Bieber — $56 Million — Singer
26: Kenny Chesney — $56 Million — Country Music Singer
25: Paul McCartney — $56.5 Million — Musician
24: Bruce Springsteen — $60.5 Million — Musician
23: Jackie Chan — $61 Million — Actor
22: Sean ‘Puff Daddy’ Combs — $62 Million — Musician
21: Calvin Harris — $63 Million — EDM DJ
20: David Copperfield — $64 Million — Magician

 

19: Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson — $64.5 Million — Actor
18: The Rolling Stones — $66.5 Million — Musicians
17: AC/DC — $67.5 Million — Musicians
16: Roger Federer — $68 Million — Tennis Athlete
15: Garth Brooks — $70 Million — Country Music Star
13: Rihanna — $75 Million — Musician
13: Ellen DeGeneres — $75 Million — Actor/TV Personality
12: Madonna — $76.5 Million — Musician/Singer
11: LeBron James — $77 Million — NBA Athlete

 

10: Rush Limbaugh — $79 Million — Radio/TV Personality
9: Adele — $80.5 Million — Singer
8: Lionel Messi — $81.5 Million — Soccer Star
7: Howard Stern — $85 Million — TV/Radio Personality
6: Kevin Hart — $87.5 Million — Actor
4: Cristiano Ronaldo — $88 Million — Soccer Athlete
4: Dr. Phil McGraw — $88 Million — TV Personality / Therapist
3: James Patterson — $95 Million — Author
2: One Direction — $110 Million — Musicians
1: Taylor Swift — $170 Million — Singer

Sooooo Taylor Swift made $170 million this year. She brought in DOUBLE what the #7 highest paid celebrity in the world in 2016. It’s just blowing my mind that she has that much earning power. Like, I get it, she’s everywhere, she dominates everything, but HOLY SHIT that’s a lot of money for one singer to make in a single year. Also, how much do you think it pisses LeBron off that he didn’t crack the Top 10? He’s sitting right there on the edge, so close, but he’s not Top 10 (and two other athletes are).

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Now, for the #3 ‘celebrity’ on the list, author James Patterson. According to his Wiki page he’s best known for his fictional novels about ‘Alex Cross’, and I still don’t have a flying fuck who that is. Apparently he holds the Guinness World Record for being the first author to sell over 1 million e-books, and again I still don’t have a fucking clue who he is. I asked the person sitting next to me and they knew of him, but that person also read over 100 books in 2016, and they’re a complete bibliophile, so it’s not really fair. I spend all day reading articles on the web to find content for you bros, and haven’t had many chances to read books over the past several years. In my downtime I mostly read long form articles, and somehow I’ve managed to miss out on the man whose books ‘went viral’.

Am I just living in a bubble here? Does everyone else know who this man is?

Anyways, Forbes’ list of the Highest Paid Celebrities in the World goes up to 100. So if you want to see the rest of the rankings just click that link (to see where Tom Brady, Toby Keith, and Phil Mickelson rank)!

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