‘Home Alone’ In Under Two Minutes Raises The Question I Have Been Asking My Entire Life
I can’t tell you how happy I am that other people have noticed the thing that has bothered me most about Home Alone. I die inside every time I watch the scene. Of course, I’m talking about the scene where Kevin McCallister is sitting in front of the most appetizing-looking plate of mac & cheese in cinematic history and then abandons it without ever taking a bite. Wasteful little prick.
Goddammit it looked so good. HOW DO YOU NOT TAKE A FUCKING BITE, BRO?
I clearly care about this far too much, but it’s disgusts me to no foreseeable end.