Iggy Azalea wants you to know that she has a bomb-ass punani. In fact, she believes that she has the “best vagina in the world.” Iggy opened up her lips to boast about her swagadocious hot pocket in a comment that is sure to cause tongues to wag.
On Wednesday, the sexy rapper was crowned Woman of the Year at GQ’s 10th annual Man of the Year awards. She gave her acceptance speech and boasted about her award-winning vag.
“I’ve won a lot of awards over the last few years but this one means the absolute most to me because I can finally say that I have an award winning vagina,” the New Classic rapper said.
“This is amazing to me, I’ve got the best vagina in the world,” the Daily Telegraph reported. “How do you say no to that … you don’t.”
Iggy, I’d love to take you at your word that you have the “best vagina in the world,” but a powerful proclamation such as that can not just be awarded without evidence. I am willing to check out any evidence you have that you believe justifies your all-important declaration, for the sake of fact-finding of course.
I hate to burst Iggy’s bubble, but vaginas aren’t like dicks where there’s a certain size or shape that makes it more amazing than other meat wallets. Most men firmly subscribe to the doctrine of “Whichever vagina a woman allows them in is the best vagina, until they make cumsies, then it’s time to find a new cocksocket.”