Jennifer Lawrence Almost Accidentally Killed A Guy Once Because Of An Itch On Her Butt
From punching Sophie Turner in the vagina to tripping and falling on pretty much every red carpet, Lawrence is always doing something that is the opposite of cool.
Then again she does like to hang out on boats in a bikini drinking Miller High Life and slams shots of bourbon on the red carpet so I guess she makes up for it in excellent ways.
Which brings us to this story Lawrence told during her recent appearance on The Graham Norton Show.
It seems that while filming The Hunger Games in Hawaii Lawrence was wearing her skin-tight Katniss Everdeen outfit when she suddenly felt the need to itch her butt.
Turns out that there were some “sacred” rocks nearby that she says no one was supposed to sit on because “you weren’t supposed to expose your genitalia to them.”
However, because of her suit she was in the clear there so she went to town on them, “Oh my God, they were so good for butt itchin’.”
Here comes the part where she about killed a guy.
“One rock that I was butt scratching on ended up coming lose, and it was a giant boulder and it rolled down this giant mountain and almost killed our sound guy,” tells Lawrence. “His whole station got destroyed. It was this huge, dramatic deal.”
“All the Hawaiians were like, ‘Oh my God, it’s the curse!’ And I was sitting in the corner like, ‘Haha! I’m your curse! I wedged it loose with my ass!'”
So yeah, because of an itch on Jennifer Lawrence’s ass a guy almost got killed, some sacred rocks were disturbed and she wrecked a whole bunch of expensive equipment.
But hey, it makes a great story, right?