Watch A Seven Year-Old Tell Jimmy Kimmel Not To Teach His Babies To Throw Knives On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’
Jimmy Kimmel’s wife recently gave birth to their first daughter together, and to celebrate the occasion Kimmel decided to ask 7 year-old Vere (protip: that’s not a fucking name) how he should raise his kid. And you know what? This kid is biggest party pooper I’ve ever seen. Not only does he tell Kimmel that teaching his babies to throw knives at people is bad, but he’s not even ballsy enough to say the word “bitch” on camera. Really kid? You’re 7. Now’s the time when you can get away with knifing people and not end up in prison for your entire life. But hey, with that haircut I can see he’s already made a few mistakes in his life other than giving Jimmy Kimmel the worst parenting advice I’ve ever heard.