Jimmy Kimmel Hosted A Belly Flop Competition With A Couple Of Fat Dudes And A Canadian Hottie

Jimmy Kimmel is such a bro’s bro. Guy knows what we want. Boobs, dick jokes and goofy observations. What else does a guy need. Speaking from experience, not much. Maybe a sandwich every now and then and a Bud Light or two to pass the time. Hence why I’m not shocked that he hosted a belly flop competition between a couple of fat dudes and a Canadian hottie he found on the street.

Word, looks like I’m going to Ottawa. Honestly, I’m more impressed by the dude being named Themba than anything else. That sounds like someone’s made-up rap persona. But realistically, that girl did not win. She slapped the water with her arms. Fucking bullshit. Themba got robbed because some blond chick had a booty.