J.J. Watt Went On A Date With Kate Hudson And There’s A Video To Prove It

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CUTESIE!

I gotta give it to J.J. here–after the luscious Lindsey Pelas basically begged for the D and J.J. dodged her like a collection agency notice, I conceded to the fact that J.J. jerks it to game film. I couldn’t see any other way. At that point, the visual of him bopping his bologna to a three-sack game was more justified than him getting his rocks off from one of the hottest chicks going. This GIF only supports my claim. Stretch before stroke.

But after TMZ posted a Snapchat video of the 36-year-old Hudson canoodling in a dim lit setting with the 27-year-old Watt, and Watt confirming it was a date by using the line “Apparently, the stars belong to the hottest person on the date,” I can breathe a breath of fresh air.

The two playing with the Snapchat filters like they haven’t been around for months is a classic first date deflection move. Don’t want to get too deep too quickly so you act like a few animated stars is the coolest thing you’ve ever seen. “Whoa, what will they think of next!”

TMZ also picked up one of JJ’s Snapchats on Saturday that would suggest that the two met up for round two. Nothing says ‘I’m looking to smash’ like a bottle of red and three Chips A-Hoy.

Although I’m happy JJ is using his celebrity to his advantage, I don’t know if I’ll ever fully forgive him.

[h/t TMZ]

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