Louis CK went on the Howard Stern Show to promote Horace & Pete, the new web series he’s produced and has put him “millions of dollars” in debt. Anyway, when Louis was casting for the show, the highly successful stand-up comedian called up Joe Pesci to ask one-half of “The Sticky Bandits” if he would play the part of Uncle Pete. Pesci not only declined but told Louis he doesn’t have a future in stand-up comedy, but is “okay” at acting and shouldn’t give up on that craft.
Well, Louis didn’t give up (on pursuing Pesci) and went out to Joe’s house, spent the day with him, and that’s when a very unexpected bit of advice came. Joe lectured Louis about cunnilingus, telling Louis that he should never go down on a woman. Stern then asked, “Because of the throat cancer, right?” Louis’ answer is amazing (even though he hates when people misuse that word)…
It’s safe to say that Joe Pesci wasn’t a fan before he tried chowing down, someone told him, “Hey, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it”, he then tried it and is on a crusade to wipe it off the face of the solar system.
Personally, I’d be a little apprehensive about dishing on the Southern dining habits of Joe Pesci, considering his roles in GoodFellas, Casino, and 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag, but according to Louis, he got the go-ahead to use Pesci’s stance on the “no licking the little-man-in-the-boat” policy.
I’m actually against what Pesci preaches – Louis needs to continue cranking out stand-up comedy specials and, sorry, I’m taken, ladies. Louis’ approval rating has to be through the roof after he noted that former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle proved his point about his really controversial monologue on Saturday Night Live. Everything’s coming up roses… except for Horace & Pete?