John Oliver Followed Through On All His FIFA-Related Promises, Gorged On McDonald’s And Bud Light Lime

Funnyman John Oliver took a few minutes off eviscerating things during last week’s show to make some promises about what he would do should Sepp Blatter ever be removed from his position of power. Lo and behold, the FIFA president resigned unexpectedly a few days later.

Why?

Because #brands, of course.

Oliver made good on his vows last night as he chugged Bud Light Lime and slammed McDonald’s like it was the last meal he’d ever eat.

What a hero, that Oliver. Doing things normal people do. On television!

For the record, I love all of these brands and will continue to enjoy their products regardless of ancillary events. Not everyone can be funny.