Which NHL Player Is Probably Slipping One Through Julianne Hough’s Five Hole?
While his NHL pals are on the verge of possibly winning a gold medal, Washington Capitals alternate captain Brooks Laich has been spotted taking romantic strolls with the gorgeous Julianne Hough. Well, if a guy is going to miss the Olympics, shacking up with Julianne Hough is a valid reason.
Hough, 25, who brought her two puppies in tow, even let her new beau drive her Mercedes SUV — as big a sign of commitment in Hollywood as anything else.
Jesus Christ she let him drive? That’s like the automotive equivalent of anal.
Seriously, when did hockey players start pulling so much famous ass? It feels like every day an NHL star is banging some beautiful Hollywood tail.
The former “Dancing With the Stars” cast-member joins the all-star team of American starlets who have hooked up with Canadian hockey players — Fox Sports sideline reporter Erin Andrews skated off into the sunset with L.A. Kings center Jarret Stoll; “24” veteran Elisha Cuthbert is married to Maples Leafs defenseman Dion Phaneuf; and Carrie Underwood is wed to Nashville Predator Mike Fisher.
And Seacrest. Poor, poor Seacrest. When her next dick is a hockey stick, it’s hard to recover.
[via NY Daily News]