With July 4th On The Horizon, It’s Time For the Most American Song of All Time

By 07.02.14

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If this doesn’t get you fired up for some barbecue, fireworks, beer and xenophobia then I don’t know what will.

Comedian Eli Braden consistently cracks me up with his song parodies on the Howard Stern Show, but he might’ve outdone himself with this ditty in honor of this great country of ours called “I Eat What I Fuck.” It has everything you want in great patriotic song – exploding bald eagles, sleeveless American flag tees, threatening to shoot “pussy liberals,” and most importantly, fornicating with the bloody carcass of the animal you just hunted.

Bravo Eli, you’re a true patriot.

Check it out. I’ve watched it ten times and it still cracks me up.


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