Stephen Colbert Gloriously Mocks the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom Bitch-Fest

By 07.31.14

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I try to keep my distance from any story involving Bieber, because GODDAMMIT I really don’t care if he lives or dies. The amazing thing is, for all the bitching our readers do when our other editors post about Bieber’s latest run-in with his own stupidity, our traffic sky rockets. That tells me something. Although I haven’t figured out what that something is just yet. Are you hate-reading? Or do we have some lingering Bielibers in the crowd? Beats the shit out of me.

Last night, Stephen Colbert took a blow from his normal schtick of mocking politics and other world events to tackle this very unimportant story. He even took the liberty of handing out ridiculous celebrity-couple nicknames to all parties involved in this feud.


TAGSJustin BieberOrlando BloomStephen ColbertThe Colbert Report

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