The only thing weirder than thinking about your son’s hog on vacation is putting it in your mouth. Ok, that’s a slight exaggeration. I guess somewhere in between would be to think about your son’s sausage and then feel compelled to excessively comment on it’s size to millions of strangers.
But Justin Bieber’s dad, Jeremy, is cut from a different cock cloth. I’ve already expressed my opinion of him: a real fuckboi’s fuckboi through and through. The 41-year-old turned some heads after commenting “what do you feed that thing?” when pictures surfaced of Bieber walking dicks out in Hawaii last October. I had some mixed feelings about what I saw.
Welp, Jeremy Bieber must have push notifications for his son’s yogurt slinger on his phone, because Bieb’s has reportedly been letting it hang while in Hawaii with Australian girlfriend Sahara Ray.
Jeremy Bieber took to Twitter to give his son’s dong a few more words of encouragement before deleting the posts. Deleting it is admitting it’s creepy, which makes it creepier.
But one social media platform wasn’t enough. No, not for his son’s joystick.
Hey Jeremy. Jeremy. See what you’re doing now? Assess it, then turn it down just two notches for us. This goes for all phases of your life. Thanks a bunch.
[h/t Mashable]