I assume you are waiting for me to say “just kidding” or “made you click,” but no, this is as legitimate a story as they come.
To celebrate her marriage to the wonderful Kanye, he’s bequeathing her ten Homes of the Whopper across Europe. Via MSN:
The 36-year-old rapper, who owns several Fatburger bistros in Chicago through his company KW Foods LLC, is giving his fiancée 10 Burger King restaurants throughout Europe as a wedding gift. A source told the Daily Star newspaper: ”As always, Kanye is thinking outside the box when it comes to gifts for Kim.”
Sure, that’s definitely outside the box, but it sounds like more work than it’s worth.
“Hey, honey, here’s your gift, which you need to manage and ensure stay fiscally viable for the duration of your life.”
The only reason I wholeheartedly support this is on the off chance they film the divorce proceedings and this conversation happens.