Kobe Bryant Drops Slam Poem About Steve Urkel’s Transition To Stefan Urquelle…Yup

I haven’t thought about Steve Urkel nor Stefan Urquelle in quite some time. Unlike me, it appears as if NBA legend Kobe Bryant has been thinking about Steve Urkel’s transition into a cooler, hipper, better looking, and more stylish version of himself for quite some time.

If you’re unclear on what the fuck is going on here, Kobe Bryant is performing a Slam Poem. Slam Poetry was huge back in the 90’s, a time when Family Matters was one of the most popular TV shows in America. It’s unclear if Kobe’s been sitting on this Slam Poem since the 90’s, I highly doubt he has, but it’s all a little out of left field.

It’s been a long fucking time since I last saw Steve Urkel, the nerdy next door neighbor on Family Matters, step into his machine and emerge as Stefan Urquelle. So I looked up a clip and I think this is a reminder of how some things deserve to remain in the 90’s. Taken out of context, and watched when you’re not a pre-teen, this is some pretty outrageous shit to go down in a light-hearted sit-com about family dynamics:

Stefan Urquelle was awesome but Steve Urkel was the man.

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