Kurt Russell’s EPIC Mustache Is A Monument To Manliness, Here To Get You Pregnant

Warning: Viewing Kurt Russell’s incredible mustache may cause you to wither and crumble into dust. It’s perhaps the most manly thing this planet has ever seen. The day he shaves it off should be declared a national holiday of mourning. It is truly the Chuck Norris of mustaches.

Revel in all its splendor…

Second warning: Viewing Russell’s manly mustache when accompanied by a cowboy hat will surely suck every ounce of what little manhood you have left right out of your body. You’ve been warned.

That mustache should have its own religion it’s so phenomenal. We bow down to its greatness.

H/T TMZ