Apple Removed This Vagina Fingering Game From Its App Store Even Though It Looks Totally Great

Our generation got Jim from American Pie sticking his fingers in that hot apple pie his mother left in the kitchen before defiling it, and today’s kids have their iPhone games that teach them how to bring a chick to climax.

Even though Apple pulled La Petit Mort from their App Store the game that teaches people how to bring a woman to climax using one’s digits is still available for download on Android. And the gameplay video (censored so that it’s SFW) is still up so that you can all see what this game’s like before you consider switching to Android just to finger some robot on the Internet…Unsurprisingly this game does look pretty great:

The game’s developers spoke with Kotaku.com about Apple’s outrageous demands after they pulled La Petit Mort (translated as ‘the little death’ it is code for ‘orgasm’):

“’For me, and for you as Europeans, we don’t find it objectionable,’ he said. ‘We are probably very open-minded. But the application needs to be available for a very wide audience.’”
Apple also allegedly laid out what Loveable Hat Cult would need to do to get La Petite Mort on the app store:
He went on to explain what would be needed to make the application accepted, which was; the name (he was French and understood the meaning of the “La Petite Mort”, “the little death”), the 20×30 pixeled images should be changed, the sounds should be modified, so well, basically the whole game. ‘You are actually touching a sexual organ in the app. It’s not what you show, but it’s what it is. Even if you are not showing it directly. It’s what is simulated, and that is the issue,’ he concluded. So asking us to basically make a different game is what my takeaway was.

Instead of bowing to Apple’s demands the game’s developers, Lovable Hat Cult, just took their game on over to the Google Play app store where it’s currently available for download.

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For more on this game you can click on over to Kotaku.com and/or Someecards.

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